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I wonder who’s been watching Hellraiser during the stream again. =| Hello, Cenobite!Dean. How are you? Love your garters.

So, uh… This came about because of all the daddy issues in Hellraiser. Daddy issues and sex. Who else has daddy issues? Dean! Dean should be in the Hellraiser!verse. Well… He’s already been to Hell. Was pretty much the equivalent of a cenobite-in-training… So… Cas got there a little too late. And dragged this sexy sorry thing out.

Will finish this next stream.


Anonymous asked:

Awkward question, but I am insanely curious about the mechanics of being a non-human. How do merfolk dispose of their waste, and how did Dean (or Charlie, or Sam) react when they went to the bathroom the first time, as a human?

Hm… They have designated areas where bottom feeders flourish and munch up everything. They don’t go swimming around like goldfish, trailing a long line of poo, even if the image is hilarious.

Dean vs. the toilet: Fascinated with watching the water go down and come back.

Sam vs. the toilet: Loves that he has privacy and no longer has fish staring at him.

Charlie vs. the toilet: Busy reading a book and forgets that’s she’s finished.

As far as periods go, mermaids have one whole gloop of bloodclot fun that they keep in their merwallet (the scientific term for the urogenital opening). They take the mass of blood and stash it somewhere away from the colony and hurry back. Sometimes, the blood attracts a shark, and, well… Better than burning on the ceiling, I guess.

Charlie vs. the rag: Would rather deal with one big blob of blood or a few little blobs than a pad. At least, until she was introduced to tampons.

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